From Twitter 04-08-2010
Posted on 2010.04.09 at 04:01- 16:08:21: @JennaStern I've never been told that you can't.
- 16:10:52: "Sean's Story" by Adrian Tomine, 1991 http://post.ly/YtHQ
- 16:15:46: http://twitpic.com/1e5u2m - @jennastern Since she's not on Twitter and I don't have you on facebook I don't know a better way to pass on thi
- 16:23:19: @MrWordsWorth An intriguing idea in light of the fact that @Aiden_Howarth just called you and me idols.
- 16:25:37: @kattcalls I'd like to see that Tweetup.
- 16:36:52: RT @alyankovic: http://twitpic.com/1e4gl8 - The iPad will never truly catch on until they develop some kind of must-have killer app for ...
- 16:42:17: @introvertedwife It's all fun and games until the dog manages to snatch one. Then it's fun and games for you and the dog.
- 16:45:36: @RedHeadsRCrazy Ain't no follow back girl!
- 16:46:10: RT @robhuebel: Getting a tattoo! So psyched! http://tinyurl.com/ywpkts
- 16:49:44: @miss_sarah_s It's so cute when you're "menacing." Oh...who's menacing?
- 16:50:24: @RedHeadsRCrazy Just being silly.
- 16:56:17: @JennaStern I didn't say that but she has made my day on occasion.
- 16:57:28: @miss_sarah_s Do it again! Squee!
- 16:58:39: @arbharrisonjr Cool. Which beer?
- 17:00:21: @miss_sarah_s Somebody wants a belly rub!
- 17:03:43: @miss_sarah_s Now you're scaring me.
- 17:08:04: @IrisBlasi Literary Mind by Mark Turner http://bit.ly/dDlGC4
- 17:10:34: @arbharrisonjr I've been pleased by the quality of the Redbridge, since I was never a Budweiser fan.
- 17:12:00: @arbharrisonjr Deschutes in Oregon makes one that's only on tap.
- 17:22:19: @MrWordsWorth Are we in the same room? Because there's a kitty in the room I'm in.
- 17:27:10: @ReelQuinn She works for Tofurky.
- 17:27:22: @arbharrisonjr Well come to Portland.
- 17:32:54: Hey! My friend Robert and his collaborators have a video game about a flatulent chameleon! http://www.beakiez.com/
- 17:34:22: RT @Lileks: Right now in the afterlife, Malcolm McLaren is having to deal with Sid Vicious asking for a loan. Hell for one, heaven for t ...
- 17:39:43: "'You're going to die or we're going to kill you.' isn't much of an ultimatum." #shitmywifesays
- 17:39:51: RT @sgnp: @batshelter I *love* Schröd's Chodes! I can go through an entire box of those things without even opening it.
- 17:40:09: @sgnp @batshelter Betcha can't eat just one!
- 17:41:22: @IrisBlasi I would definitely hit Scott McCloud, Edward Tufte, Donald Norman too.
- 17:51:32: @mocoddle Dana is fond of saying "what the shit?"
- 17:52:11: @imdoinfine I would hope that anything that goes in comes out.
- 17:52:28: RT @mccracky: "The Jonas Brothers have four studio albums? Aren't they like, TWO?!?!" #shitmywifesays
- 17:53:19: "Kids with baby teeth creep me out." #shitmywifesays
- 17:54:21: "They've got tiny little fuckin' sharp-ass elven I'm-gonna-rip-your-head-off teeth." #shitmywifesays
- 17:54:56: "Duncan, kids teeth fall out and it's funny." #shitmywifesays
- 17:55:24: "Sixteen is the number of steaks I want." #shitmywifesays #shesonfire
- 17:57:40: RT @AndyMilder: Do I just suck at this? Is that why @JoshMalina has double my fucking following? I mean COME ON, PEOPLE!
- 17:58:46: @salgrunkshire I'd be really impressed if he had THREE replacement hips.
- 18:02:49: @poopkiss How is that different from any other day?
- 18:05:45: @introvertedwife As will all of us on my side of the betting pool.
- 18:10:02: @StephWillCutYou You should get to know @nevafeva.
- 18:13:27: RT @elibraden: Ironic that a producer on "Survivor" killed his wife, while the wife of the guy who produced the Killers' CD survives.
- 18:15:38: @imdoinfine I don't think so.
- 18:18:08: @salgrunkshire All three must be on him at the same time. I knew there was some reason why I didn't like 9/11/01.
- 18:19:11: @PlaidGirl @mocoddle It appears in print at least as far back as HST's Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72.
- 18:23:06: RT @batshelter: @johncusack Hey John, loved you in Con Air. Have you been in any other films? #burn
- 18:23:46: @xxinfectedgirlx Even a 39˚ angle?
- 18:30:37: @plaidgirl Believe @mocoddle. Don't make the same mistake she did.
- 18:30:54: @mocoddle Good evening!
- 18:32:43: @salgrunkshire You can buy a vowel.
- 18:36:40: @ReelQuinn @mocoddle @batshelter CHUB. (CHortle Under one's Breath)
- 18:38:50: @MJOffen Hey! Quit making dead mom jokes to my yourgirlfriend!
- 18:40:39: @mocoddle You want to do me all.
- 18:40:50: RT @drewtoothpaste: Whoa, there's a new Apple that's just a touchscreen?! They need to get some articles out so people hear about these ...
- 18:43:41: @mocoddle @mjoffen [bated breath]
- 18:45:45: @plaidgirl @batshelter Moist hoist joist foist.
- 18:48:16: @mocoddle Well? When did you? @mjoffen
- 18:49:05: @PlaidGirl So should I not send you this invite to the moist napkin picnic? @batshelter
- 18:51:30: @mocoddle I don't find catheadedness on blog. Am I doing it wrong?
- 19:00:48: @mocoddle I think both of us grew up with silly mothers. Did you read her piece about the Little People?
- 19:02:26: @batshelter @plaidgirl You're gubernatorial.
- 19:04:13: @mocoddle http://mitdasein.posterous.com/my-mom-se
nt-this-shes-kind-of-silly - 19:06:29: @PlaidGirl Too late. Can't take that back.
- 19:07:43: @mocoddle That's what @radiobastet said when it was on facebook. She used more caps, though, because she's louder than you.
- 19:08:51: @mocoddle Yeah, my mom's pretty good. My dad's good too. And they are so my parents it isn't even funny.
- 19:17:19: http://twitpic.com/1e70g4 - Truck.
- 19:22:43: @mocoddle See, you and I are not so diffident.
- 19:23:45: @xxinfectedgirlx Obtuse is the new black.
- 19:26:09: My neighborhood taqueria is overrun with cute kids!
- 19:27:32: @word_czar I agree. The western hemisphere needs another 3rd-world country we can exploit w/out supporting.
- 19:29:15: @word_czar You're a searing indictment of us both.
- 19:31:41: Assuming the taqueria guys don't put illegal drugs in my taquitos, it looks like I'm getting a new job!
- 19:32:34: Just to clarify, they've never put illegal drugs in my taquitos before. Their goes their tips.
- 19:33:36: @beccas43 I'd still slap it.
- 19:34:34: @mergyeugnau Online book sales for Goodwill, with a likelihood of moving into cataloging collectibles.
- 19:36:42: @word_czar It's the onions and peppers. Tweeting from the taqueria.
- 19:37:43: @mergyeugnau Alarm sounds like WHOOP @mocoddle @sgnp
- 20:04:12: @schmiss There might be a 3rd party app but no apple-approved way
- 20:07:55: @mocoddle @mergyeugnau @sgnp Whoopkenazim would explain Ms. Goldberg.
- 20:11:18: @mocoddle True on the clever. Also, slap @beccas43's ass. She's into it.
- 20:13:48: @rajskub Will there be an After24 like with M*A*S*H?
- 20:15:58: @sgnp Nope. Still Portland. Just bussing to a different burb.
- 20:19:37: @godlessgirl Not much is off-limits in my core crowd. Limit any 2 of those 3 per joke, though.
- 20:23:05: @godlessgirl But @mocoddle cramps my whole "your mom" vibe.
- 20:27:11: @beccas43 I saw some clown porn last year.
- 20:30:45: @goddlessgirl - @brohamulet has a good point. If my gang doesn't make a joke, it's because we didn't have a good joke, not because of taboos
- 20:37:18: @godlessgirl Definitely. I self-regulate a lot.
- 20:42:02: @beccas43 I wouldn't joke about clown porn.
- 20:47:45: @beccas43 It was @thedarklady. She's the one with the clown porn.
- 20:54:30: Even though it's required by law, if I had a doctor show I wouldn't include an athlete-with-career-ending-injury storyline.
- 20:56:23: @beccas43 She puts on erotic events. One was circus themed. There was big-screen clown porn.
- 20:57:47: @thedarklady Don't show @beccas43 clown porn. It scares her.
- 20:58:34: Ground Puppies #sandandbrokentoys
- 21:03:20: @richmckay Well sure, it would be good that way.
- 21:08:07: @beccas43 As you go to bed, just repeat to yourself "I will not dream of clown porn."
- 21:10:12: X-Ray Speculum #sadandbrokentoys
- 21:18:41: @beccas43 Kittens. Puppies. Think of puppies and kitties. Not clown blowjobs.
- 21:19:09: @beccas43 Oops, not helping #doingitwrong
- 21:27:09: My cat's life. Cons: celibate, can't go outside, can't read. Pros: everything else.
- 21:30:25: @stephwillcutyou Well isn't your pussy precocious.
- 21:31:13: @tabgirl That's a con of my life, not his.
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